What Jocelyn Fell Asleep Watching

"i have been working my way through six feet under. i passed out when nate was having some bullshit..."

Thu, 31 Mar 2011 16:00:06 -0400

“i have been working my way through six feet under. i passed out when nate was having some bullshit fantasy or fucked up sex about lisa and dreamt that i went to a sex party where someone stole my iphone. then i hid behind a couch (still in the dream) because i thought they were going to say i plagiarized the iphone.”

- Email from Jocelyn, March 30, 2011

"i fell asleep watching finding nemo two nights ago. i was like “what do i need to feel..."

Thu, 31 Mar 2011 14:07:01 -0400

“i fell asleep watching finding nemo two nights ago. i was like “what do i need to feel human?” “oh, duh, nemo.” then i was brainstorming character ideas and wrote “gay whale.” THEN i fell asleep.”

- Email from Jocelyn, March 30, 2011

"i ordered take-out for the second time (my first round never showed up) and was going to watch bones..."

Thu, 23 Dec 2010 13:29:00 -0500

“

i ordered take-out for the second time (my first round never showed up) and was going to watch bones until top chef all-stars came on at ten. but i fell asleep at 9. i woke up at 2am and was real horny.

WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
BONAR

”

- Email from Jocelyn, December 23, 2010

"my ass hurts. i fell asleep in a weird position watching clueless last night. it’s the third..."

Mon, 14 Jun 2010 15:31:13 -0400

“my ass hurts. i fell asleep in a weird position watching clueless last night. it’s the third time i’ve watched it since brittany murphy died. it doesnt get any easier.”

- Email from Jocelyn, June 14, 2010

"after having it for 2 weeks i finally watched butch cassidy & the sundance kid. i fell asleep..."

Thu, 08 Apr 2010 09:27:12 -0400

“after having it for 2 weeks i finally watched butch cassidy & the sundance kid. i fell asleep when things were going great and woke up when they were killed in a gun fight.”

- Email from Jocelyn, April 8, 2010

While watching Center Stage, March 27, 2010

Sun, 28 Mar 2010 00:27:29 -0400

While watching Center Stage, March 27, 2010

"EPIC NIGHT. i fell asleep during the middle (slash BEST) chunk of def maybs and woke up in time for..."

Thu, 25 Mar 2010 09:16:45 -0400

“EPIC NIGHT. i fell asleep during the middle (slash BEST) chunk of def maybs and woke up in time for him to re-meet elizabeth banks. boooo. then i fell asleep right before mrs. lovett gets shoved in the oven. def maybs + sweeney todd, what a combo.”

- Email from Jocelyn, March 25, 2010

"i fell asleep watching all about eve THRICE last week. i finally got through it and boy was it worth..."

Wed, 24 Mar 2010 13:36:51 -0400

“i fell asleep watching all about eve THRICE last week. i finally got through it and boy was it worth it.”

- IM from Jocelyn, March 24, 2010, 1:35pm

"i want to write something about falling asleep in front of the TV, but i think that’s more sad..."

Fri, 05 Feb 2010 11:10:51 -0500

“i want to write something about falling asleep in front of the TV, but i think that’s more sad than funny. btw, last night it was sex lies and videotape. my boner for peter gallagher is officially dead.”

- IM from Jocelyn, February 5, 2010, 11:10am

"because i’m trying to save my dignity, i wasn’t going to tell you, but ive fallen asleep..."

Wed, 03 Feb 2010 11:37:39 -0500

“because i’m trying to save my dignity, i wasn’t going to tell you, but ive fallen asleep watching vintage greys a lot lately. by vintage, i mean 2006.”

- IM from Jocelyn, February 3, 2010, 11:04am

"i watched some kind of wonderful yesterday and fell asleep. it was some kind of wonderful."

Mon, 11 Jan 2010 13:21:25 -0500

“i watched some kind of wonderful yesterday and fell asleep. it was some kind of wonderful.”

- IM from Jocelyn, January 10, 2010, 1:20pm

"also i fell asleep watching alien last night. what the fuck. she saved that stupid cat. then i had..."

Tue, 29 Dec 2009 11:45:13 -0500

“also i fell asleep watching alien last night. what the fuck. she saved that stupid cat. then i had roach dreams :(”

- IM from Jocelyn, December 29, 2009, 11:44am

"i fell asleep in jury pen at the city court. when i woke up my bagel was on the ground and the woman..."

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 13:54:21 -0500

“i fell asleep in jury pen at the city court. when i woke up my bagel was on the ground and the woman next to me was freaking out about her romance novel.”

- IM from Jocelyn, December 7, 2009, 12:30pm

"i am trying to be classier. therefore, i fell asleep reading my life in france."

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 09:05:38 -0500

“i am trying to be classier. therefore, i fell asleep reading my life in france.”

- Email from Jocelyn, November 17, 2009, 8:29am

"guys i fell asleep at NINE THIRTY last ngiht and missed all of these glorious emails. i had just..."

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 14:02:00 -0500

“guys i fell asleep at NINE THIRTY last ngiht and missed all of these glorious emails. i had just written “circle jerk” on my sketch idea to-do list then fell asleep. i had some fucked up dreams.”

- -Email from Jocelyn, March 13, 2009, 7:31am

(Submitted twice in a two minute period by Gina and Melissa)

"i got your text when i woke up this morning ON MY COUCH after watching a western."

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 13:52:27 -0500

“i got your text when i woke up this morning ON MY COUCH after watching a western.”

- Email from Jocelyn, September 15, 2009, 8:19am

"i fell asleep about 20 minutes after talking to you and slept until morning. singing in the rain is..."

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 13:50:32 -0500

“i fell asleep about 20 minutes after talking to you and slept until morning. singing in the rain is like a sleeping pill. what the heck!”

- Email from Jocelyn (to her mom!), October 20, 2009

"i fell asleep on my couch watching musicals at 7 and slept alllllll the way until this morning."

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 13:49:49 -0500

“i fell asleep on my couch watching musicals at 7 and slept alllllll the way until this morning.”

- Email from Jocelyn, October 1, 2009

"i slept on my couch so i would be uncomfortable and wake up on time. i fell asleep listening to..."

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 13:49:18 -0500

“i slept on my couch so i would be uncomfortable and wake up on time. i fell asleep listening to bette midler’s baby of mine. NOT A LIE.”

- Email from Jocelyn, October 9, 2009

"how was that party? bummed i missed it. i fell asleep watching bridget jones two—-how sad ITS..."

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 13:46:01 -0500

“how was that party? bummed i missed it. i fell asleep watching bridget jones two—-how sad ITS THAT?!”

- Email from Jocelyn, March 30, 2008