March 2011
2 posts
“i have been working my way through six feet under. i passed out when nate was...”
– Email from Jocelyn, March 30, 2011
“i fell asleep watching finding nemo two nights ago. i was like “what do i...”
– Email from Jocelyn, March 30, 2011
December 2010
1 post
“i ordered take-out for the second time (my first round never showed up) and was...”
– Email from Jocelyn, December 23, 2010
June 2010
1 post
“my ass hurts. i fell asleep in a weird position watching clueless last night....”
– Email from Jocelyn, June 14, 2010
April 2010
1 post
“after having it for 2 weeks i finally watched butch cassidy & the sundance...”
– Email from Jocelyn, April 8, 2010
March 2010
3 posts
“EPIC NIGHT. i fell asleep during the middle (slash BEST) chunk of def maybs and...”
– Email from Jocelyn, March 25, 2010
“i fell asleep watching all about eve THRICE last week. i finally got through it...”
– IM from Jocelyn, March 24, 2010, 1:35pm
February 2010
2 posts
“i want to write something about falling asleep in front of the TV, but i think...”
– IM from Jocelyn, February 5, 2010, 11:10am
“because i’m trying to save my dignity, i wasn’t going to tell you,...”
– IM from Jocelyn, February 3, 2010, 11:04am
January 2010
1 post
“i watched some kind of wonderful yesterday and fell asleep. it was some kind of...”
– IM from Jocelyn, January 10, 2010, 1:20pm
December 2009
2 posts
“also i fell asleep watching alien last night. what the fuck. she saved that...”
– IM from Jocelyn, December 29, 2009, 11:44am
“i fell asleep in jury pen at the city court. when i woke up my bagel was on the...”
– IM from Jocelyn, December 7, 2009, 12:30pm
November 2009
13 posts
“i am trying to be classier. therefore, i fell asleep reading my life in france.”
– Email from Jocelyn, November 17, 2009, 8:29am
“guys i fell asleep at NINE THIRTY last ngiht and missed all of these glorious...”
– -Email from Jocelyn, March 13, 2009, 7:31am
(Submitted twice in a two minute period by Gina and Melissa)
“i got your text when i woke up this morning ON MY COUCH after watching a...”
– Email from Jocelyn, September 15, 2009, 8:19am
“i fell asleep about 20 minutes after talking to you and slept until morning....”
– Email from Jocelyn (to her mom!), October 20, 2009
“i fell asleep on my couch watching musicals at 7 and slept alllllll the way...”
– Email from Jocelyn, October 1, 2009
“i slept on my couch so i would be uncomfortable and wake up on time. i fell...”
– Email from Jocelyn, October 9, 2009
“how was that party? bummed i missed it. i fell asleep watching bridget jones...”
– Email from Jocelyn, March 30, 2008
“then wedding date was on TBS. i played n-back and fell asleep.”
– Email from Jocelyn, May 4, 2009
“i fell asleep watching the magnificent 7and had FUCKED UP DREAMS. i also started...”
– Email from Jocelyn, September 14, 2009
“i fell asleep on my couch last night yall. frozen yogurt in hand and top chef on...”
– Email from Jocelyn, November 20, 2008, 10:21am
“sorry i didnt respond to your text! i fell asleep watching thirtysomething.”
– Email from Jocelyn, November 6, 2009, 8:55am
“I just woke up on my couch watching fucking Miracle and feel like butt.”
– Email from Jocelyn, October 24, 2009, 1:24am
“oh! i fell asleep watching anastasia last night!”
– GChat from Jocelyn, 11/9/09, 12:58pm